Building the Best Assassin (Executioner Build) in D&D

Meet Havelock. He's the current character I play in Dungeons & Dragons. Havelock is a (currently) Level 10 Drow Assassin (Executioner build). This post is going to be a guide to what I feel is the best build for an assassin in D&D. There'll be a bit of theory craft, a bit of lore, and a bit of baseless opinion, so feel free to disregard or complain.

This guide is going to be based on D&D 4th Edition (4e) , rather than the just recently released 5'th edition (5e/D&DNext) because I don't play 5th edition. I'll also be using the character builder provided by Wizards of the coast, for no other reason than it allows you to print out spell cards after character creation. Over the years Wizards has added (and removed) some options, so this may not match everything that's available in the player guides.

Ratings:
When choosing between options in your build, I'll use the following ratings which should be self explanatory: [Useless], [Neutral], [Decent], [Good], [Great].

So lets begin:

The Assassin Class

So you want to play an assassin. It's a fine choice, you have a lot of fun and a lot of versatility in this build. Unlike other strikers (damage dealers) you have multiple venues to deal damage, from poisons, to daggers, to garrotes, to shrunken... there are quite a few builds available. This guide will list the main options that are available as well as my top choices. Many of these are up to opinion and you shouldn't feel obligated to follow these.

My Assassin, "Havelock"

The Executioner Build

Unlike the standard Assassin Class in D&D, which uses Shadow abilities, the Executioner build is more like what pretty much everyone else thinks of when you think assassin. Rather than using abilities like taking on a shade form by channeling powers of the Shadowfell (basically using dark magic) the Executioner relies primarily on martial abilities (with 1 or 2 exceptions). The Executioner build is in fact so distinctly removed from the Assassin class that it should really be its own separate class. In my opinion the Executioner build should be renamed "Assassin" and the current assassin should be renamed to a new class that better describes its mechanics... something like Fell Rogue or whatever... 

The point is, we'll be building an Executioner Assassin. I've never played a regular Assassin and I have no intention to start since 4e is slowly coming to a close.

Executioner Option: Finesse vs Shrouds

You have the option of choosing between the Attack Finesse trait or Master of Shrouds trait. The benefit of BOTH is that you use Dexterity instead of Strength when making Melee basic attacks. 

[Decent] Attack Finesse simply give you an extra 1d8 to damage rolls made with a 1 handed weapon (melee or ranged), which bumps up to 2d8 at level 11 and 3d8 at level 21.
[Good] Master of Shrouds gives you an extra ability:

This ability doesn't seem like much at first, until you realize that it stacks, up to 4 times. So each shroud is only dealing 1d6 damage when it's invoked (and then its removed) you have the option of dealing 4d6 damage to a boss on a long fight. 

This is a tough choice, but I went with Assassin's Shroud, for the main reason that it gives you a decent ranged ability that you can use as a Free Action, rather than a Standard Action (meaning you can attack a target in melee range and then add a shroud to another target in the same turn). It doesn't allow you to do the standard once per turn 1d8 damage that Attack Finesse does, but the possibility of dealing 4d6 damage on an enemy (possibly a boss) is really appealing, as our DM's like to make long and hard boss fights. And, if the attack misses, you deal damage minus 1 shroud. Definitely worthwhile if you're fighting creatures with high defense. Both, however, are great choices. 

Choosing your Guild

Assassins have to be trained somewhere - that somewhere is at an Assassin's guild. There are there main guilds, each of which (deepening on the story of your campaign) have satellite offices in most cities and cultures. 

There's no right or wrong answer, and each choice gives you unique benefits as well as different options toward role playing. 

League of Whispers (Ranged)

From Dragon Magazine 394 (p2):

The very existence of this guild of executioners is often dismissed as myth or urban legend. The League of Whispers keeps its membership a secret. Although individual members might be known as assassins, their association with the guild is rarely more than a matter of speculation for nonmembers. The league keeps its existence a mystery by executing anyone who discovers the truth. The order holds secret meetings once every full moon, where the members converge to discuss jobs, trade secrets and tricks, and receive orders from their Grandfather of Assassins.

Choosing this Guild will give you the following abilities:

[Decent] Bola Takedown: A basic Crowd Control opportunity. Knocks a target prone. 
[Good] Quick Shot: Must use a hand crossbow. Allows you to attack with a crossbow at point blank range without invoking an opportunity attack, then step back two squares. 
[Great] Precision Dart: Must use a blowgun. Allows you to shoot a poisoned dart at your enemy, applying 1 poison to them. 

This is basically a ranger who uses poison. Very similar to the Demon Hunter class in Diablo III. If you choose this class, I only recommend Bola Takedown if you plan on handling crowd control (typically a controller task, not a striker task). Poison Dart would be your go to ability as it allows you to apply your assassin poison to the target from a distance. 

Way of the Ninja (Ranged/Melee)

From Dragon Magazine 404 (p1):

Of all the warriors in the realm to draw steel in combat, the ninja is the most mysterious. The streets are full of whispered rumors about these silent spies and killers, who seem able to appear anywhere at any time. Some say that ninja can alter their appearances so skillfully that one of them can stand before a victim in the guise of a lifelong friend or trusted retainer, and awaken no suspicion; and that they can kill with a single sword stroke. 

Choosing this Guild will give you the following abilities:

[Useless] Ninja-to Rush: Gives combat advantage if you've fallen or flown this turn.
[Neutral] Whirling Kusari-gama: Knocks a target prone. 
[Great] Poisonous Shuriken: Target 1, 2, or 3 creatures. If it hits, apply a poison to all three targets. 

The only good ability is Poisonous Shuriken. It's really the only reason to become a ninja in the first place. This is essentially a version of Precision Dart that hits multiple targets. 

Red Scales (Melee)

From Dragon Magazine 394 (p2):

This order of assassins works to keep society in balance. If any organization grows too powerful, too corrupt, too wealthy, or too vile, the Red Scales weigh and measure the members of that organization and then collect a payment that they are owed in blood. Though one might call the Red Scales idealists, none can say what truly drives them. Rumors abound that this guild’s Grandfather of Assassins is touched by some planar entity. They say that his eyes are orbs of golden fire, a feature he gained, along with his new policies, only after he returned from a journey to the distant East.

Choosing this Guild will give you the following abilities:

[Good] Garrote Strangle: Allows you to strangle an enemy, grabbing them and forcing them to take a -2 penalty to attacks against yourself so long as you sustain it. Can only be used if you were stealthed or invisible, or otherwise hidden from a creature. 
[Good] Poisoned Dagger: Must be used with a dagger. Applies a poison to the target even if it misses.
[Neutral] Quick Lunge: A 1-square shift followed by a knockdown attack, and if you hit you can shift back where you started. I don't think I've even used this ability in game. 

This is the option I chose Red Scales, as it fits more in with the Assassin theme than any other build, and besides, you get to freaking strangle people.

Now you may be thinking, "But wait, Red Scales has only 2 [Good] and [Neutral] 1 option, whereas each of the other guilds have at least 1 [Great] option by your own rating. Aren't you hurting yourself by choosing Red Scales?"

The answer is, maybe, it depends on if you look just at game mechanics alone. I however plan to Role Play as an assassin, and to me, having the Garrote and Poison Dagger just seems more Assassiny to me.

Poisons

You can choose from 4 poisons (out of 6 to begin with), so really you'll be choosing 2 you don't want.  I'm only going to list the in-combat benefits, you may want to take a look at the out of combat (role playing) damage/effects each poison does and decide for yourself. 

Level 1 Poisons (Choose 4)

[Good] Bloodroot Poison (D 394) Deals 6 extra poison damage & dazes target.
[Neutral] Carrion Crawler Brain Juice (D 394) Deals 4 damage & slows target.
[Decent] Greenblood Oil (D 394) Deals 10 damage & the target cannot regain hit points.
[Good] Id Moss Powder (D 394) 2d10 damage & 5 ongoing psychic damage.
[Useless] Nitharit Poison (D 394) 2 ongoing damage.
[Good] Ungol Dust (D 394) 3d8 damage & 5 ongoing acid damage. 

Id Moss Powder and Ungol Dust are both good choices, but I go with Ungol Dust over Id Moss. You definitely want to choose 1 or the other. I'm writing a specific entry about dice rolls and which dice combinations are better, but suffice it to say that the most likely outcome on a 3d8 roll is either a 13 or a 14 (9.4% probability) vs 11 (10% probability) on a 2d10. As a general rule, when it doubt, go with the higher number of die rather than the higher die number, if that make sense. 

Level 15 Poisons (Choose 1)

[Useless] Black Lotus Extract (D 394) Deals 8 extra damage
[Great] Insanity Mist (D 394) Deals 3d10 + Dex mod damage, & ongoing 10 psychic damage
[Good] Lich Dust (D 394) Deals 10 extra poison damage & target is weakened. 

This one's a no-brainer. I should mention that Black Lotus Extract has a non-combat option of dealing 40 poison damage in a Role Playing setting, so you may want to chose that option, depending on what type of games your DM runs. If you plan on killing a lot of people out of combat, Black Lotus Extract is a good option. However, for strictly combat purposes, Insanity Mist is the way to go. The most likely damage output on it will be either 16 or 17 (7.5% probability) and it gives 10 ongoing damage (psychic, for some reason, but damage is damage). The weakened ability of Lich Dust is nice, but I feel that Insanity Mist will help you down your enemies quicker. 

Level 25 Poisons (Choose 1)

[Neutral] Dark Reaver Powder (D 394) Deals 10 poison damage & dazes target until end of next turn.
[Decent] Dragon Bile (D 394) Creature falls prone and is stunned until end of next turn.
[Great] Eye of Basilisk (D 394) 6d10 + Dex mod poison damage & target is slowed.

This one again is a no-brainer. Choose Eye of the Basalisk. The most likely outcome on a 6d10 roll is either 32, 33 or 34 (5.5% probability). Now, that 5% probability doesn't seem like much, but keep in mind that 33 is also the median damage, as well as the average damage. That means that you have just as likely a chance of getting a damage roll higher than 33 as you do of getting one lower than 33. You also add your Dexterity modifier to this damage, which at level 25 should be pretty high, considering that we're pumping Dexterity every 2 levels, unless you really need Charisma for something. The prone & stun on Dragon Bile is nice, but situation, and Dark Reaver Powder is absolutely useless unless you really need to take someone out for only 1 turn. Dragon Bile does the same thing, but gets a [Decent] rating because it both stuns and knocks the target prone, meaning they have to use a move action to get up on their 2nd turn after being stunned. 

Race

What Race you choose is mostly an aesthetic or role playing choice. For my part, I chose to play a Drow, as the Assassin (Executioner) theme really sets in with the Drow character. 

[Great] Drow - Dark Elves, Drow play great Assassins. Gives you a few extra damage dealing abilities. Automatic +2 to Dexterity and +2 to Charisma for some reason... I guess Drow are pretty Charismatic 

[Great] Changeling - Good for role playing, as you can infiltrate your enemies and pretend to become one of them. You also get the Becomer feat, allowing you to basically perfectly mimic a single race. Automatic +2 to Charisma and +2 Dexterity.   

[Decent] Eladrin - Can choose between being either a Sun Elf or Moon Elf. Each give inherent bonuses to certain abilities like Bluff or Streetwise and a weapon proficiency. Automatic +2 to Intellect and a choice of +2 to either Dexterity or Charisma. If you choose Eladrin, go with the Dexterity.  

[Decent] Gnome - The real benefit here is in Stealth. Gnomes can make a Stealth check anytime they make an Initiative roll and have any kind of cover or concealment. Automatic +2 to Intellect and a choice of +2 to either Dexterity or Charisma. If you choose Gnome, go with the Dexterity.  

[Decent] Halfling - Not a lot of benefit here, but does give an ability forcing an opponent to re-roll an attack against you. Automatic +2 to Dexterity and +2 to Charisma.  

[Decent] Goblin - The Goblin Tactics power allows you to shift 1 square as a free action when hit, but other than that not much choice here. Automatic +2 to Dexterity and +2 to Charisma.

[Great] Hengeyokai - A shapeshifting animal, you can choose a few options that give bonuses to Stealth or Acrobatics, both good choices for Assassins. Automatic +2 to Dexterity and +2 to Charisma. 

[Good] Revenant - The Dark Reaping ability allows you to deal an extra 1d8 plus Charisma modifier damage once per encounter as a free action, which is nice. Also you can choose to have your past life option be one of the other races listed so you can meet pre-requisites, like Drowmesh armor, for example. Automatic +2 to Dexterity and +2 to Charisma. 

[Great] Human - The standard choice. As a human you get a bonus feat choice at level 1, which is useful, and +2 to any ability you like. A versatile choice. 

Background & Theme

Background and Theme are optional and you don't have to choose 1 or the other. Themes will give you unique bonuses or extra abilities, whereas Backgrounds will give you extra skill training, skill bonuses or languages. Both of which are useful to have. 

In choosing a Theme, you'll want to look at the abilities and bonuses each gives you. The priority in choosing themes (and I won't list all of the possible themes as there are literally hundreds) should follow something like this: 

Damage Dealing Abilities: You'll want to choose a theme which offers you an extra attack of some sort. If its a standard (rather than Encounter) ability even better, as it can replace your At-Will attack. 

Utility Abilities: Abilities that give you an extra utility are a good choice here, although "Utility" is a rather nebulous term. By Utility I mean abilities that give you an added skill. For example, there are themes that give you extra abilities your class might not have, such as an additional stealth, abilities that weaken, ensnare or knock targets prone, or anything that is going to be situationally useful. 

Mobility Abilities: Some feats give you extra movement, or escape abilities if hit, for example. For an Assassin class (think Melee) you can't afford to get hit a lot. Anything that allows you to move, escape or shift (without incurring opportunity attacks) is a good thing. 

I've chosen the Spy theme, which gives you the following ability: 

The Skulking Spy ability gives you an optional shift (replacing your standard move action, however) up to your speed. At the end of that shift, you can make a stealth check to become hidden. As a stealth class, an extra opportunity to become hidden is very useful. 

In choosing a Background - think role play. Backgrounds don't give you extra abilities - rather they give you extra training in skills or a bonus to already trained skill. Since Stealth is your main skill, I recommend choosing a background that boosts your Stealth. I chose the Occupation - Hired Killer background, giving me a +2 to Stealth. 

Abilities

Dexterity will of course be your main ability. All of your attacks use your dexterity modifier, so pumping points into Dexterity is your top priority. 

Charisma is your secondary ability. You'll want to pump points into this as well, as it is used for many of your checks (depending on feats) as well as various role-playing options. 

Strength was previously an important ability, but in the most recent version of 4e it is now completely useless as Executioner assassins can choose between Attack Finesse or Master of Shrouds, both of which replace Strength with Dexterity as the modifier you use when making melee basic attacks. 

Skills

What skills you choose will depend on what type of game you play. An Assassin/Executioner is basically a deadlier form of a Rogue/Thief, so you'll already have stealth trained, which is important as many of your abilities require you to sneak up on people. 

Bluff is a good choice here, especially if you select the Spy theme which, at level 10, allows you to use Bluff checks in place of Diplomacy or Knowledge checks. 

Intimidate, Thievery & Streetwise are all good choices for role playing situations. Acrobatics, Athletics, & Perception are good skills to train for many combat situations. 

Keep in mind that since Dexterity will be your highest ability, Acrobatics, Stealth & Thievery will be your highest skills before training, so you may want to train 1 or all of them to give yourself an edge, or others in order to bring your skills up to snuff. 

For Havelock (at level 1) the skills I chose were these: 

From the D&D Insider Character Builder

Powers

Level 2 Utility

[Neutral] Distracting Illusion - Creates an illusion that can be used to distract your enemies.
[Great] Silent Stalker - Allows you to move your speed to within 2 squares of an enemy & remain hidden. This is great because you can later take a feat that allows you to make a stealth check whenever you become hidden!
[Neutral] Smoke Bomb - (Encounter) Creates a burst 1 zone of obscured squares that lasts until the end of your next turn.
[Decent] Summon the Mists - (Daily) Creates a zone of 5 squares that are obscured until end of encounter. A better version of Smoke Bomb basically. 

Level 6 Utility

[Decent] Darkness - Creates a burst 2 zone that obscures everything within it until the end of your next turn.
[Useless] Feathery Tread - Allows you to levitate, which can be good by allowing you to ignore difficult terrain. In general, however, its a waste of a feat.
[Useless] Ghost of the Rooftops - Allows you to climb and jump a distance up to your speed. Good for certain situations I suppose... except you might as well just make an acrobatics check as your acrobatics should be fairly high.
[Great] Vanish - Allows you to literally vanish whenever you are hit by an attack, ranged or melee, with a teleport!

Level 10 Utility

[Useless] Death Mark - Allows you to always know where a target is and they can't become invisible to you. Only useful in Role Playing heavy games.
[Neutral] Eyes Unseen - Allows you to see and hear anything that happens from a square in addition to the square you're standing in. Good if you need to scout out a position.
[Neutral] Veil of a Thousand Faces - Assassins have a class feature called Flawless Disguise which allows you, during an extended rest, to craft a disguise, giving a +5 bonus to Bluff checks when NPC's attempt to see through your disguise. Veil allows you to craft a new disguise as a standard, at will action, with only a +2 to Bluff rather than the +5. Not really useful in my experience.
[Good] Walk Through Shadow - An additional Teleport (since you already chose Vanish at level 6). 

Feats

With so many feats (and I mean literally hundreds from which to choose) it's hard to give a top 5 or top 10 list because I would definitely miss something. So instead, I'll list the priorities you should have when making your choice, then list what I've chosen for my Assassin. 

Feat Priority

To Hit

You definitely want to be able to hit your targets. Anything that would increase your accuracy is a definite priority

Damage

Damage is definitely something that you'll want to look at. Anything that will increase your damage, such as weapon proficiencies or additional trainings would be something you'd want to prioritize. 

Stealth/Movement

You're pretty much an OP Rogue, so you should use this. Anything that gives you a vanish, stealth, escape or invisibility is going to give you a great boost to your damage and Role Play opportunities. 

Defense

Defense is key, but you may want to prioritize damage dealing before defense. Honestly if you've got a good group of people who have healing abilities then you can hold back on some of the defensive feats. 

Role Playing/Utility

Perhaps you think feats that increase your ability to Role Play should be a top priority, and perhaps you're right. For me, although I do enjoy the Role Play aspect of D&D, if you can't kill your enemies then all the Role Play in the world is pretty useless. Unless of course you can Bluff your way out...

My Choices

Keep in mind that in making my choices I'm playing a Red Scale Executioner, who is also a Drow, so some of these choices won't necessarily apply to all Executioner Assassins. 

Level 1 Versatile DefenseTwo-Weapon Defense - +1 bonus to AC and Reflex when wielding a melee weapon in both hands.  

Level 1Venom Hand Master - Ignore Poison Resistance. I was forced to choose this feat when my DM began crafting monsters immune to poison.  

Level 2 Assassin's Cloak - Gives a Stealth check option whenever you become invisible, as many of your abilities do.  

Level 4Ki-Focus Expertise - +1 to attack rolls made with a Ki Focus (all of them) and +1 to damage rolls agains Bloodied targets.  

Level 6Master at Arms - +1 to attack rolls made with a weapon (all of them).  

Level 8Silent Shadows [Guild] - +2 to Stealth checks.  

Level 10Two-Weapon Fighting - +1 to damage rolls when using a Melee Weapon. 

Equipment

Ki Focus (All Guilds)

A Ki Focus is required for all Executioners (all Assassins really). For lore purposes, a Ki Focus allows the Assassin to channel dark abilities. Even though Executioners are martial (rather than shadow) classes, you still need your Ki Focus. The in-game reason is simple: you can infer it's enhancement bonus (i.e. +1, +2) to your weapon when using your abilities. For this reason, when purchasing weapons, go for weapons with the best secondary abilities (i.e. adds 6 additional poison damage on a critical hit, for example) and go for the higher enhancement bonus on the Ki Focus. Your Ki Focus should always be the one you put your money on. 

Rapier (Ninja & Red Scale)

Wizards of the Coast user Litigation turned me on to this. Until I read a few of his forum posts I had been using dual daggers. However, he pointed out that Rapiers are the best weapon for an Assassin to use due to their damage (1d8 on a rapier vs 1d4 on a dagger). So, unless you're using your Garrote Strangle or Poison Dagger abilities (probably 2 or 3 times per encounter) you'll be using the rapier to deal most of your damage. 

Red Scale Executioners

Dagger

Red Scale Guild members will need to have a Dagger handy in order to use your Poisoned Dagger ability, although you might want to look at a Dynamic Weapon, which can change into any type of melee weapon you choose. This is useful because there are other weapons that deal more damage than Daggers, but these are still necessary in order to apply your poisons. 

Garrote

A Garrote is necessary for your Garrote Strangle ability, one which you can only use while hidden from your target, but when it's used it's quite powerful. Once successful, it becomes a sustained ability, making your target immobilized & muted (helpful if an enemy's ability requires speaking). In addition, the target takes a -2 penalty to attacks made against you so long as the ability is sustained. 

League of Whispers

Bola

You need your Bola for your Bola Takedown ability, which helps in Crowd Control. 

Blowgun

An absolute must for your Poison Dart ability. Keep in mind that these are two-handed weapons, so plan your feats accordingly. As an absolute must get the Blowgun Training feat as this increases its range and its Crit damage. 

Hand Crossbow

This one is a better choice overall vs a short bow. You can use the Two-Weapon defense Feat for a little boost in survivability, and it does increased damage (1d8 vs 1d6 on a Short Bow) at the cost of range. 

Way of the Ninja

Shuriken & Kusari-Gama are obvious choices for the Ninja. Other than that, you'll be going with a Rapier for your melee damage.

Conclusion

I hope this guide has been helpful. If I've overlooked something or there's something I've gotten wrong, I'd love to know about it. In the meantime, anyone who likes can look over the character sheet for the Level 1 Assassin I've built, Havelock:

Havelock's Character Sheet

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Custom 3D Printed Miniatures with Hero Forge

For those that play Dungeons & Dragons and have ever wished that your mini perfectly matched your character, but didn't have the artistic skill to sculpt one for yourself, your prayers have been answered.

Enter Hero Forge. Like Dwarven Forge, Hero Forge caters to hard core D&D players who want to maximize their role playing. Hero Forge, which started as a kickstarted campaign a few months ago, is a website that will allow you to custom design a miniature and have it 3D printed for you. They have a range of options for you to choose from, although sadly not enough to cover every possible D&D race or class.

I didn't find out about the Kickstarter until after it had closed (which is depressing as Hero Forge is offering discounts to kickstarter supporters). However, once I did find out about it I've been desperately waiting the time when Hero Forge would be open to the public - and today it's finally happened.

The prices range from $15 at the low end for a cheap, but strong, plastic mini, to $25 for a higher detail mini. So, for your home campaign most people will be using store bought plastic & tin minis for monsters but for the Player Character (PC) I myself am about to order a $25 mini.

Meet Havelock (named after Havelock Vetinari for any Terry Pratchet fans) a Drow Assassin. I'll probably be making 1 or 2 changes to him before I order him but for the most part I'm satisfied with him. 

The character design is all web-based, and it is extremely easy to use. You can choose from a number of archetypes, or you can completely custom design your mini, from the facial expressions to the amount of muscle and the size of the booty. Although the website doesn't offer every race you might like, Dragon born are still missing, it does have the main staples of your typical fantasy RPG. Humans, elves, and dwarves are all present, as are gnomes, elementals, and even mechanical models. You can even have and orc, or half orc character, provided you mean the D&D version of forks, and not the World of Warcraft version. All of the models use the same basic body type, and the customize Asian involves the shape of the head, the ears, and body. So unfortunately my wearbear barbarian will have to wait.

The minis come to you un-painted - therefore you can choose any color combination you want on him or her.

I'm about ready to order my first mini from them, and at $25 per order I don't plan on buying anything else for the foreseeable future. Not unless Hacelock should meet some untimely end. But when the order comes, I will definitely post some close up pictures and let everybody judge for themselves whether or not they want to order a mini. I for one am super excited and can't wait for him to arrive in the mail.

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Cross-Realm groups can now queue for Ashran!

One of my guild-mates pointed this out to me today, something I missed in all the frenzy to actually log on to WoW:

"Cross-realm groups are now able to enter Ashran together"

That has literally made my day. Since I run with TBT half of our group is on a different server. I'm really looking forward to queuing for Ashran with TBT.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/blog/16561637/603-hotfixes-december-2-12-2-2014

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The Raid that never was...

Today was supposed to be the day that Highmaul, the first raid in Warlords of Draenor, opened up. Our group was going to down the first 3 bosses and call it a night... at least that was the plan.

Instead, Kel'Thuzad went down. It appears to have been the result of another DDoS attack as well as an issue with Blizzards' Authentication servers that affected multiple realms. The result was that, instead of logging in and raiding at 8 PM Pacific my guild couldn't get in until closer to 10PM Pacific... at least about 5 of us did. The others... well they never were able to log in.

Oh well. We pugged it... with minimal success. We'll try again on Thursday I guess.

On the plus side, I'm liking the feel of Highmaul. The first bit of trash is a nice mini-boss, and then you're thrown right up against Kargath. Nice introduction to the raid - I hope it continues to go well, assuming I can actually get into the game on Thursday...

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Bonemaw Workaround (Shadowmoon Burial Grounds Heroic)

I just finished running Shadowmoon Burial Grounds on Heroic difficulty. I'm not going to write a full guide to each dungeon, because frankly better people than I have already done so, but we did figure something out that works quite well against this boss.

Bonemaw during the Inhale phase

A quick overview of Bonemaw:

He basically has two mechanics that you need to worry about. The first is Body Slam, which will do some damage and knock players off into the water. The second is an Inhale ability, which will suck players into his mouth and cause an instant death. I've been told you can run away from it if you have a burst of speed like ability, but the in-game mechanic designed to work around it is to stand in the patches of Necrotic Pitch that Bonemaw shoots on the ground.

The pitch acts like a glue and, although doing some decent damage, will not allow you to be sucked in during inhale.

The simple start is to avoid the ground slam and then stand in the pitch when he begins his inhale.

However a rogue in my guild found a good workaround for this.

If you happen to be too far away from the pitch when the inhale phase starts, just jump down into the water. Swim to the water spouts that are conveniently placed around the boss zone. Once inhale is done swim to the waterspout and you'll be pushed back into the boss zone.

Water Spout

The downside of this is obviously you're not doing any damage to the boss during the inhale phase, but you're also not taking any damage, which might help you healer out a bit.

If you want a full strategy guide to Bonemaw & Shadowmoon Burial Grounds, please visit the excellent guide over at WoWhead.

Shadowmoon Burial Grounds Guide

Bonemaw's Loot Table

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Changes

With the coming of Warlords of Draenor, as well as some changes going on in my World of Warcraft guild and my Dungeons & Dragons group, I've decided to change some things around. Previously I ran two separate websites, one blog that was about gaming in general, and another blog that was specifically geared toward hunter pets. I have since migrated all of my hunter pet pals over to the Insanitarium, as well as the other posts about general gaming.

Starting forward this blog will be about all of my gaming, technology, and general nerd culture writings and rantings. I've also updated the website layout, and will be changing a few things aesthetically to the blog. The only real difference is that I'll be adding more content, and I will be adding easier ways to find the specific content that any reader so I may, or may not, have will want to find. 

If I have amy regular readers, then I hope this change will help simplify things. It certainly is going to simplify things for me, because now only have one blog the post two rather than three.

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Ziri'ak

Almost everyone in my guild, when they reached the Spires of Arak, chose the Brewery Garrison Outpost, which rewards (among other things) a passive 20% increase to XP while in the zone. Pretty good deal, right?

Well, maybe not. After a bit of research I chose the Trading Post building, which allows you to summon an NPC called "Honest Jim" every 10 minutes while in the Spires of Arak. What's so good about Honest Jim you might ask? Well, in addition to some nice potions and other consumables (a 28 slot bag for 2200 gold), Honest Jim will sell an item called Inactive Apexis Guardian, which allows you to add a follower named Ziri'ak to your garrison.

Ziri'ak is an Apexis Guardian, and the reason why I'm glad I got him is because he comes to your garrison as level 99. You are eligible to enter the Spires of Arak at level 96, so that means you'll have a high level follower for your garrison.

There are benefits (and some hindrances) to this. First, it means that you have 1 heavy handed follower to send on some missions, thereby slightly increasing the success rate. However, adding this guy to your garrison opens up level 99 missions, meaning you have fewer missions to choose from where you'll have a 100% success rate. That being said, I didn't notice myself failing too many missions after I added this follower to my garrison.

I think that most players probably chose the 20% XP boost, and to be honest I'll probably be choosing that option for all of my alts. However, since I was leveling up my main first I wanted to give myself what would hopefully be a long term boost with an extra Garrison follower. 

So far I'm happy with the selection. As you can imagine he was my first follower to reach level 100, I'm actually a little annoyed that he reached level 100 before I did,

I haven't leveled my Garrison enough to get any other noticeable benefit from having this fall around, but it is nice to have an extra follower. I highly recommend that everybody choose this option for your main account, when you reach the Spires of Arak. 

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WoW's 10th Anniversary

It's that time of year again, time for us all to gather around and be thankful for everything we have. Especially World of Warcraft.

10 years ago I was playing Warcraft III, and still tinkering around with StarCraft and Diablo II, when Blizzard announced that they were going into MMO business.

I played a little bit of EverQuest, and didn't really enjoy it that much. And I certainly didn't like the idea of paying a monthly subscription just to play a game that I already own. I mean if I wanted to play an RPG I could just log on to Diablo. (Yes I know Diablo isn't a true RPG, but I still had Baldur's Gate II to play around with at the time - which on a side note, man wasn't that just a great game?)

But I've been a Blizzard fan since I was in... oh I don't know about eighth-grade, so I signed up for the beta. And then I got into the open beta. And by that point I was hooked.

Ten years later and World of Warcraft is still going strong. Warlords of Draenor is looking to be the best expansion the game has had in years, and to celebrate the 10th years of the game Blizzard is having the biggest anniversary party ever.

In years past players have gotten a free pet for logging in during the anniversary, or an XP boost, which was nice, but nothing on the level that Blizzard has released for this anniversary.

1 - Molten Core

First off we have the return of Molten Core. I'm going to write a post specifically about Molten Core in a little bit, but let's just say that this was the first 40 man raid ever, in the history of World of Warcraft. This was where all of the Tier 1 dungeon pieces dropped; this was where players got their first taste of what raiding would be. I'm extremely excited to run the 40-man Molten Core raid, especially because I never raided in Vanilla. Yep that's right, although I love raiding now I didn't really start raiding until BC; during Vanilla I was mostly a PVP Hunter, and not a particularly good one. And I don't even play my hunter anymore…

Molten Core is a massive cavern where players face Core Hounds, giant Fire Elementals, some big Naga dudes and... oh yeah, Ragnaros. Raggy's basically a giant Balroc and well... you see the picture above.

The raid itself is mainly for nostalgia, although it does drop a few good items as you can see below. 

2 - Tarren Mill vs Southshore

The next thing that blizzard is announcing is Tarran Mill vs Southshore. Now that is something into which I can sink my teeth because, I actually did run Tarren Mill vs Southshore. A lot. Especially back in the days where hunters had one of the best AOE spells in the game, it was a lot of fun.

The BG itself is currently a bit hard on melee - it's basically a team death match that typically devolves to ranged vs ranged as any melee that run toward the enemy team get killed in about 2 seconds. Which is a shame as I play a Paladin right now but... it's still fun. 

3 - Molten Corgi

Of course, there's the free in game pet that everybody gets, the Molten Corgi which coincides with Molten Core. There's nothing particularly awesome about getting a battle pet for an anniversary, we've seen it before, but man the Molten Corgi does look awesome. 

4 - Core Hound Mount

Core Hounds are some of the coolest looking creatures in World of Warcraft. I mean, it's a gigantic rock monster that's a dog with two heads and it breathes fire. When Wrath of the Lich King was released BM hunters were able to tame them, I practically lost my mind. But now we get to ride them as mounts. Which is totally freaking awesome.

5 - 640 Helm

There is actually one more thing I forgot to mention, Which is the really cool looking helmet that you get for killing Ragnaros in Molten Core. It's a 640 item level piece, which is currently the highest item level headset you can get for PvE, and other than the item level 680 Ring, is the highest in game until Highmual opens up and starts dropping better gear. And plus, it looks amazing. It's basically A halo made of fire. I'm definitely going to be changing my transmog when I get that piece.

Both the Corehound mount and the helm only drop from Ragnaros, so you have to sit through the entire LFR in order to complete it.

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Blizzard apologizes for worst launch ever - and it is totally acceptable

About ten hours ago, J. Allen Brack, Executive Producer of World of Warcraft, posted a rather long thread on the WoW forums, which you can read here. In it he explains the issues that were involved in the launch, and how the WoW team worked to fix those issues. I won't go into detail here, and he doesn't express all of my concerns, but in the whole I'm satisfied.

He also explained that Blizzard is giving everyone 5 days of free game time. This is to off set the 3 or so days when it was practically impossible to log into the game for many players, myself included.

Already there are some QQ posts on the forums, but most of what I've read has been positive.

I personally am totally satisfied with Blizzard's response. The game was pretty much un-playable for me for the first three days, and it was not until Saturday morning that I was even able to start leveling. It's now Tuesday night and I've just dinged 99... but if I'd been able to play those first three days I would be well into grinding heroics by now.

Having lost three days of game time, Blizzard has given me 5 days in compensation. I call this a win/win. Of course Blizzard did drop the ball on a few areas, but coupled with a massive DDoS attack I think that Blizzard has weathered the storm well and has responded in a satisfactory way.

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World of Waitcraft: The most anticipated disaster of the year.

Now don't let the title fool you - I love Warlords of Draenor. I love it far more than the tolerable Mists of Pandaria, more than my apathy allowed for Cataclysm, and I even like it more than Wrath of the Lich King, which up until this point was the last expansion that I pined for.

So let me be clear that I love Warlords of Draenor so far - when I'm able to play it.

But that's the real problem with WoD right now: you can't play. Let me take you back about half a week. Midnight on Thursday, November 13. I'm sitting in game, listening to my guild in vent, and getting ready for the launch. Then suddenly it happens: WoD is now live. I recieved a quest telling me to talk to Khadgar right at the Dark Portal. Enter problem 1: The Bottleneck. 

This might not be much of an issue in a few months when most of the regular players will have reached 100, but during the midnight launch it was a disaster. Without giving away too many spoilers, the quest line at the beginning of WoD is linear: players cannot skip parts of the quest line until about 15 quests in - basically until you found your garrison. This means that the server is literally clogged with hundreds of players standing on top of the quest giver, ninjaing quest items and lagging up the entire server so that it crashes almost continuously.

This leads to my second complaint- The server cap. Blizzard lowered the maximum server cap drastically in order to not overwhelm their hardware (also possibly in response to a massive DDoS attack) which means that during peak hours almost all servers are locked. As you can see above, this results in massive wait times to even log in (6 hours is my personal record, but some guild mates waited almost 10 hours). If you combine these factors, added with the fact that the servers were constantly crashing most of Thursday and even for a good chunk of Friday, it made the game pretty unplayable.

Now of course I need to add that when I was able to play the game it was fantastic. Once you get out of the overpopulated starting zone, and progress toward your Garrison, the game becomes far less laggy. Blizzard will probably increase the server cap over the next few weeks until it gets back to its normal maximum, and at that point there shouldn't be much of an issue with logging in. I'm on the Kel'Thuzad the server, which is one of the most populated alliance servers, and up until today I haven't really had to sit in the queue in order to log in it. Last time I really had to wait to login was during the heydays of the Burning Crusade, back when wow was able to boast a good 11 million subscribers, rather than the 8 million that has now.

I am going to be writing a more detailed review of the game a little later. This post is mostly just an opportunity for me to vent about how terrible the rollout was. Really, really terrible, worse than Mists of Pandaria was. For those of you who played MoP, the opening quest line was unplayable. It's actually still pretty unplayable, from my own personal opinion, but at least you don't have to deal with about 500 other players on their gyrocopters trying to blow up the one barrel on one ship all at the same time.

In summation, here's a bullet point list of what is, and what isn't, Blizzard's fault relating to this disaster of a release.

What IS Blizzard's fault:

• Linear, obligatory quest progression
• Single zone bottleneck
• Reducing the server cap
• Tapped, single spawn quest items
• Various bugs (including the infamous character not found bug, hearthstones randomly hear thing you home and then locking you out of WoD, etc...)

What ISN'T Blizzard's fault:

• The massive DDoS attack

Basically, Blizzard got hit by a massive DDoS attack and weathered it as best as it could, but any attempt (as some have tried) to shift all of the blame on the launch of WoD onto the DDoS attack is facile at best. 

Joystiq has an excellent article on this subject that goes into far more detail than I care to. In short, I love the game, and I'm sure I will continue to love it if I can ever actually get in game. 

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